Kris Littlejohn

NICKNAMES

Hoss, Bods.

PERSONAL BACKGROUND

Born in Papua New Guinea. Educated at Otago Boys High School and Otago University.

FAVOURITE PASTIMES

Computers & Computer games, Gym Workouts, FOOD, Tennis, Soccer, Television, Videos, Movies, Drinking VODKA, Snowboarding & Skiing.

CAREER GOALS AND AMBITIONS

To become filthy rich.

FAVOURITE POSITION

Center Midfield

PLAYER #

4, 6, 25

FOOTBALL BACKGROUND

Otago Boys High School 1st Eleven for 2 years. Otago Southland league for Tech when I was 16.

FAVOURITE FOOTBALL MOMENTS

WORST FOOTBALL MOMENT

FAVOURITE TEAMS

AC Milan. Ajax. Liverpool.

FAVOURITE PLAYERS

Ruud Guillet, Ian Rush, John Barnes, Marc Overmars.

FOOTBALL AMBITIONS

To get maximal personal enjoyment but most importantly - to WIN!

BEST ADVICE EVER BEEN GIVEN

I don't get 'advice' I get suggestions.

BEST QUOTE EVER HEARD

"Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."
"Virginity is like a balloon; one prick and it's gone."
"Life's a bitch. Sometimes you've just got to slap her in the face."

FIVE FAVOURITE SONGS OF ALL TIME


1. Song 2 - Blur.
2. Bullet with Butterfly Wings - Smashing Pumpkins.
3. Been Caught Stealing - Janes Addiction.
4. We Are The Champions - Queen.
5. Debaser - Pixies.

FIVE FAVOURITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME


1. The Matrix
2. Star Wars.
3. Basic Instinct.
4. Cheech + Chong.
5. People vs Larry Flint.

FIVE HOTTEST WOMEN


1. Cori Nadine.
2. Alyssa Milano.
3. Brittany Spears.
4. Christina Aguilera.
5. Jennifer Lopez.

WORST PUBLIC DISPLAY

Entering a strip contest at The Bowler - I won 100 bucks though!!!

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