Michael Burgess
NICKNAMES
Burgie, Burgio, La Burge (french for BENDER), CJ, Cooser Junior, Leahcim Ssegrub
PERSONAL BACKGROUND
Born in Dunedin 24/3/81. St Clair Primary School '86-'91. Macandrew Intermediate '92-'93. KHS '94-'98.
FAVOURITE PASTIMES
FELTCHING!!!
CAREER GOALS AND AMBITIONS
To become a Professional Stalker
FAVOURITE POSITION
Striker/stalker
PLAYER #
14
FOOTBALL BACKGROUND
Soccer, soccer, soccer.
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL MOMENTS
Swindon Town promoted to the Premier League 1992 - 1993
WORST FOOTBALL MOMENT
Swindon Town relegated from Premier League 1993 - 1994
FAVOURITE TEAMS
Swindon Town, Dundee United.
FAVOURITE PLAYERS
James Coombes
FOOTBALL AMBITIONS
To become the World Champion at Feltching.
BEST ADVICE EVER BEEN GIVEN
Did you know that Dolphins descended from Pigs.
BEST QUOTE EVER HEARD
Glen Hoddle talking about why disabled are disabled and his beliefs on christianity - "Monkey see Monkey do."
FIVE FAVOURITE SONGS OF ALL TIME
1. Hammer Time.
2. Ice Ice Baby.
3. Footloose.
4. Funky Town.
5. Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.
FIVE FAVOURITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME
1. Gone with the Wind.
2. A Bridge too Far.
3. Casablanca.
4. To Kill a Mocking Bird.
5. The Wizard of Oz.
FIVE HOTTEST WOMEN
1. The Queen.
2. The Queen Mother.
3. Margaret Thatcher.
4. Jenny Shipley.
5. Helen Clark
WORST PUBLIC DISPLAY
Let's just say it involved a Bus Driver (not John the Big Gay Bus Driver) and a blow job.
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