Michael Burgess

NICKNAMES

Burgie, Burgio, La Burge (french for BENDER), CJ, Cooser Junior, Leahcim Ssegrub

PERSONAL BACKGROUND

Born in Dunedin 24/3/81. St Clair Primary School '86-'91. Macandrew Intermediate '92-'93. KHS '94-'98.

FAVOURITE PASTIMES

FELTCHING!!!

CAREER GOALS AND AMBITIONS

To become a Professional Stalker

FAVOURITE POSITION

Striker/stalker

PLAYER #

14

FOOTBALL BACKGROUND

Soccer, soccer, soccer.

FAVOURITE FOOTBALL MOMENTS

Swindon Town promoted to the Premier League 1992 - 1993

WORST FOOTBALL MOMENT

Swindon Town relegated from Premier League 1993 - 1994

FAVOURITE TEAMS

Swindon Town, Dundee United.

FAVOURITE PLAYERS

James Coombes

FOOTBALL AMBITIONS

To become the World Champion at Feltching.

BEST ADVICE EVER BEEN GIVEN

Did you know that Dolphins descended from Pigs.

BEST QUOTE EVER HEARD

Glen Hoddle talking about why disabled are disabled and his beliefs on christianity - "Monkey see Monkey do."

FIVE FAVOURITE SONGS OF ALL TIME

1. Hammer Time.
2. Ice Ice Baby.
3. Footloose.
4. Funky Town.
5. Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.

FIVE FAVOURITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME

1. Gone with the Wind.
2. A Bridge too Far.
3. Casablanca.
4. To Kill a Mocking Bird.
5. The Wizard of Oz.

FIVE HOTTEST WOMEN

1. The Queen.
2. The Queen Mother.
3. Margaret Thatcher.
4. Jenny Shipley.
5. Helen Clark

WORST PUBLIC DISPLAY

Let's just say it involved a Bus Driver (not John the Big Gay Bus Driver) and a blow job.

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