John Steiner

NICKNAMES

Steiny, Steindog, Big Poppa Pump, Steiner Recliner, SteinBurger, SteinLagered.

PERSONAL BACKGROUND

Born 20/11/79 in Wellington. Schooled at Hillcrest High School Hamilton. 6 foot 2 inches tall, Olive complexion with piercing blue eyes and a great smile...Phone 03 4774660: Females only.

FAVOURITE PASTIMES
Music, ‘Socialising’, Sport

CAREER GOALS AND AMBITIONS

Make lots of money, and marry Britney Spears.

FAVOURITE POSITION

The Favourite Position really dependes on the willingness of the female!

PLAYER #

32

FOOTBALL BACKGROUND

Hillcrest High School 1XI, Waikato Secondary Schools, Ballboy at 3 Chatham Cup Finals… Hey when your’e ten years old that’s pretty darn exciting!

FAVOURITE FOOTBALL MOMENTS

Escape to Victory: Sly saves a penalty, Ossie Ardiles flicks over his head and Pele wins with a Bicycle kick. Great Game.

WORST FOOTBALL MOMENT

Czech Republic 0 vs Holland 1. They just couldn’t put the ball in… I lost a bundle.

FAVOURITE TEAMS

Arsenal, The Chiefs, Juventus, Wolverhampton, The Southern Comfort.

FAVOURITE PLAYERS

Zinedane Zidane, Edgar Davids, Steve Bull (Ex-Wolverhampton)

FOOTBALL AMBITIONS

Play hard, win well, and drink more.

BEST ADVICE EVER BEEN GIVEN


Live so that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

BEST QUOTES EVER HEARD

FIVE FAVOURITE SONGS OF ALL TIME


1. Rocky Theme
2. Leaving on a Jet Plane
3. Better Man (Frank Bennett Cover Version)
4. Pink
5. Bad Medicine.

FIVE FAVOURITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME


1. Top Gun
2. The Blues Brothers
3. Braveheart
4. Life of Brian
5. Spaceballs.

FIVE HOTTEST WOMEN


1. Julia Roberts
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Britney Spears.

WORST PUBLIC DISPLAY

Caught scoring during One World of Sports live telecast of Waikato vs Otago. Was on the big screen at the ground and live across NZ.

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