Joe Lonsdale

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PERSONAL BACKGROUND

Born in Christchurch. Moved to Dunedin. Doing Phys Ed & Geography at Uni. Played soccer for 14 years. Ambitious sort of guy. Hate studying, love playing. I'll play all my life.

FAVOURITE PASTIMES

Mountainbiking. Listening to music. Hitting Queenstown hard.

CAREER GOALS AND AMBITIONS

Move to England to work and live football. Travel.

FAVOURITE POSITION

Centre midfield.

PLAYER #

18

FOOTBALL BACKGROUND

Burnham AFC, Shamrock AFC, Burwood AFC, Christchurch United AFC, Canterbury U13 - U17, Otago U20's, St Thomas' 1st Eleven, Western Warriors, CAVERSHAM AFC.

FAVOURITE FOOTBALL MOMENTS

Volley off a corner for Canterbury v Otago to win 3-2 in 1997 and chipping the keeper for Otago v Canterbury to win 3-2 in 1999.

WORST FOOTBALL MOMENT

Missing a penalty against an unbeaten Lavnireos team(Tasmania). Final score 1-1.

FAVOURITE TEAMS

Liverpool and Italy.

FAVOURITE PLAYERS

R. Baggio, R.Fowler.

FOOTBALL AMBITIONS

To cement a place in the Cavvy 1st team and have a long and fruitful career.

BEST ADVICE EVER BEEN GIVEN

"If in doubt - Go for it!"

BEST QUOTE EVER HEARD

"You'll piss all over 'em - for me!"

FIVE FAVOURITE SONGS OF ALL TIME

1. Kiss me where it Smells Funny - Bloodhound Gang.
2. Wait and See - Shihad.
3. Comfortably Shagged - HLAH.
4. Leftfield - Renegade Soundwave.
5. Fake Plastic Trees - Radiohead.

FIVE FAVOURITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME

1. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
2. Peewee Herman's Big Adventure.
3. Little Shop of Horrors.
4. Wayne's World.
5. Shawshank Redemption.

FIVE HOTTEST WOMEN

1. Ulrika Jonsson.
2. Heidi Klum.
3. Sophie Falkiner.
4. Heather Graham.
5. Kylie Bax.

WORST PUBLIC DISPLAY

Last year when Silky left. I drunk 13 different types of alcohol then spewed 13 times in 13 different places.

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