Tim Horner

NICKNAMES

Buzz. Horndog. Sack.

PERSONAL BACKGROUND

Born in Taranaki - lived in New Plymouth. Educated at Fitzroy Primary School, Highland Intermediate, New Plymouth Boys High School, King's High School.

FAVOURITE PASTIMES

Drinking, music, masturbating, cutting wood.

CAREER GOALS AND AMBITIONS

To work at Mainland Cheese.

FAVOURITE POSITION

Center midfield

PLAYER #

7 or 28

FOOTBALL BACKGROUND

Taranaki U12, Otago U16 & U18, Fitzroy AFC midgets - U12, New Plymouth Boys High School 1st Eleven - 1 year, KHS 1st Eleven - 3 years.

FAVOURITE FOOTBALL MOMENTS

Scoring 2 second half goals against Mana to win 2-1.

WORST FOOTBALL MOMENT

Missing a penalty against Nayland High School in the 1999 'B' tournament for KHS in the Semi-Final. We still won though!

FAVOURITE TEAMS

Liverpool

FAVOURITE PLAYERS

Thomas Brolin, Peter Ritchie

FOOTBALL AMBITIONS

To play under John Corson again.

BEST ADVICE EVER BEEN GIVEN

Don't look at the mantle piece when stoking the fire!

BEST QUOTE EVER HEARD

"...and if anyone does anything that's fucked...well that's just fucked!"

FIVE FAVOURITE SONGS OF ALL TIME


1. Lemmings - Blink 182.
2. Kick 'em when he's Down - The Offspring.
3. My Best Friend's a Metalhead - Less Than Jake.
4. All of The Doors songs.

FAVOURITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME


1. Friday.
2. Don't be a Menace While Drinking your Juice in the Hood.

FIVE HOTTEST WOMEN


1. Britney Spears.
2. Jennifer Lopez.
3. Christina Aguelira.
4. Sarah Michelle Gellar.
5. Anna Kornikova.

WORST PUBLIC DISPLAY

Being arrested outside a party and carted in a paddy wagon to the holding cells.

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