Buzz. Horndog. Sack.
Born in Taranaki - lived in New Plymouth. Educated at Fitzroy Primary School, Highland Intermediate, New Plymouth Boys High School, King's High School.
Drinking, music, masturbating, cutting wood.
CAREER GOALS AND AMBITIONS
To work at Mainland Cheese.
7 or 28
Taranaki U12, Otago U16 & U18, Fitzroy AFC midgets - U12, New Plymouth Boys High School 1st Eleven - 1 year, KHS 1st Eleven - 3 years.
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL MOMENTS
Scoring 2 second half goals against Mana to win 2-1.
WORST FOOTBALL MOMENT
Missing a penalty against Nayland High School in the 1999 'B' tournament for KHS in the Semi-Final. We still won though!
Thomas Brolin, Peter Ritchie
To play under John Corson again.
BEST ADVICE EVER BEEN GIVEN
Don't look at the mantle piece when stoking the fire!
BEST QUOTE EVER HEARD
"...and if anyone does anything that's fucked...well that's just fucked!"
FIVE FAVOURITE SONGS OF ALL TIME
1. Lemmings - Blink 182.
2. Kick 'em when he's Down - The Offspring.
3. My Best Friend's a Metalhead - Less Than Jake.
4. All of The Doors songs.
FAVOURITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME
2. Don't be a Menace While Drinking your Juice in the Hood.
FIVE HOTTEST WOMEN
1. Britney Spears.
2. Jennifer Lopez.
3. Christina Aguelira.
4. Sarah Michelle Gellar.
5. Anna Kornikova.
WORST PUBLIC DISPLAY
Being arrested outside a party and carted in a paddy wagon to the holding cells.