Losing, and pulling up with cramp.
Leeds United, Caversham AFC
Pele, Rodney Fleming.
To win the Versitile Feltcher Cup.
BEST ADVICE EVER BEEN GIVEN
Don't jump from a height without checking what's below.
Always use your headlights.
Don't wipe your 'head' on the curtains.
Never pullout even if it is too late.
BEST QUOTE EVER HEARD
You've got to ride the wave of love.
Bald men are good in bed.
Fat men are sooo sexy.
The world can never have too many COOZERs.
FIVE FAVOURITE SONGS OF ALL TIME
1. Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady.
2. Lady in Red.
3. Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.
4. Hey Ladies.
5. Stairway to (the lady's) Heaven.
FIVE FAVOURITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME
1. Debbie Does Dunedin.
4. Lock Cock and Two Stroking Tunnels.
5. Gang Bang series 1 to 10.
FIVE HOTTEST WOMEN
1. Mrs Sumo.
4. The Topp Twins.
5. The Two Fat Ladies.
WORST PUBLIC DISPLAY
Sex Worker.....Four Positions....Cramp....Saying it loud enough for everybody at the breakfast table the next morning before the premier's had to play Woolston - 1998!!!